🐣⚡️robots can now handle basic toddler tasks

🔌 a mysterious whistleblower has revealed a list of new plugins that will be released in ChatGPT. While they all pose a risk to all jobs across the country, there is one, that i truly think the ai doesnt want us to know about. elon called it out as well, it is called, wait for it, EVIL PLUGIN 😈.

🦊 Now if you ask me, I would be willing to bet that this plugin is not all sunshine and rainbows. we don’t know for sure what the sinister plan is, but it looks like it has something to do with an army of quick brown foxes, but we’ll find out more in the coming weeks… (animal cruelty?)

😎 Bryan and his friends have been working on an app called rizzGPT that removes the need for humans to think and displays what they should say next in augmented reality glasses. While I am glad they were able to hack something together as a team, and build something new, it will be the last thing they ever have to think about on their own. The ai will take it from here.

🧰 Robots are coming for the mechanics (and everyone else.) Honestly, I thought automotive service providers would be one of the jobs that would be best protected against the ai. But this video by Tony, showcasing some work done at standford, shows how these funky robot arms can do a bunch of different tasks that were once considered impossible for anything other than humans.

1. 🍬 It can unwrap candy… What are we supposed to do now? All sit around and let the robots feed us?

2. 🤐 Zip your hoodie. How long until the ai decides to zip our mouths shut?

3. 👟Tighten Velcro shoes. Now we can all sleep easy at night knowing that there will never be another shoe left unvelcro’d.

Now that I look at it again, these are all tasks that can be done by a toddler. Maybe ai isn’t so threatening after all.